Facebook Hates Me : Part One

I know it's fashionable to wring your hands about the decline of social interaction but I like the internet. I love forums and social networks. I even love Facebook. But I am coming to the realisation that despite my unambiguous love, Facebook hates ME;
















How does it know? Besides, it's not that bad. I had two c-sections so I'm as honeymoon fresh as it's possible for a mother of two to be.

More evidence?

SERIOUSLY now! This is pissing me off. Is it measuring my girth in photographs? And I would never wear that shade of blue.